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Friday, December 25, 2009

Chicken LeTian


In case you are wondering why this blogger is back blogging, wonder no more.

I guess one can only stay quiet for so long.

Once upon a time, there was this little chicken.

Let's call him Chicken LeTian.

The thing about this chicken is that he tried so hard to make himself heard.

He had the ambition to be an inventer, and eventhough his father harboured the ambition for him to read law, this chicken got involved in all kinds of activist, having spent a lot of his formative years in a chicken coop that was a hotbed for activists.

So after all that expose to activist movement, he tried to bring all this back with him back to his chicken coop.

So the next natural thing for him to do was to invent stories. Some of his coop mates adored him for it, and started trunmpeting his stories.

Others simply understood his sad nature of wanting to be in the limelight so much so that he even had to fake somethings in order to convince his coop mates.

The above is not something strange.

Coincidentallty, there happens to be a Member of Parliament who has consistently shown his ability to cry wolf.
Perhaps, this stems from his gift of using his mouth. He was charged in court for biting a policeman.

There were also photo evidence of him ramming his car against a police blockade that was to keep trouble makers away from a squatter clearing excercise.

But all this is no deterrent to this lawbreaker cum lawmaker. Perhaps he believes that laws are meant to be broken.

As if that is not enough, he was one of the first few bloggers who insisted that he had the 'photo' depecting the Prime Minister with a certain murdered mongolian.

As my late friend Michael (god bless his soul) would say 'A figment of your puny brain's imagination'

As the saying goes, if you lie often enough it will then become your truth.

And now this. He has again done it. This time he insist that Datin Sri Rosmah Mansor had gone shopping in Dubai with RM600k that was wired to her.

Only in Malaysia, when one gets accused, that one has to react to prove his or her innocence.

What next?

I recalled not long ago in the Mahathir administration, opposition members had vowed that if they get elected to parliament, they will focus on the task at hand to solve the problems in their constituency.

Eh, Tian, how about helping the Indians in Sentul with getting a crematorium?
Or how about getting the Cow herders in Sentul get land from Selangor now that your honchos are in charge of that state?

Let's not spread lies eh?